FtM loving the little things in life

hamptercatapult:

qjisiv:

molonlabia:

todaysbird:

SHES AN ANTEATER!

redbubble

that’s just a greyhound

That’s just a borzoi

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synapsid-taxonomy:

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

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not-the-conversation-starter:

andmaybegayer:

Inside of you there are two wolves. That’s nowhere near enough wolves to sustain the population, so we’re starting a reintroduction program. Open wide, please.

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grapehyasynth:

scottandhiskind:

mlm/wlw solidarity hostility

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foulserpent:

wild beast

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beatlesweatles:

forkliftcertified:

Fact: If u strike a capybara it will break into a cluster of guinea pigs

Another fact: if you strike a capybara I will personally hunt you for sport

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pinkmanthedog:

villainous-queer:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

pinkmanthedog:

My horse Squidward loves the water so I took her out to a river to swim and she got so excited she shoved her whole fat dumb head underwater which I have literally never seen a horse do before

This is killing me I love her

i’m sorry but you named your horse WHAT

Their names are Chicken Nugget and Squidward, like in the Bible

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eliteknightcats:

artistformerlyknownsandmandaddy:

sticky little fucker can still chuff back a durry even when the wee cunt’s upside down

(via that-twink-over-there)

jubeartz:

ferret

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naamahdarling:

cinniharpy:

My coworkers: what you’d do with your long weekend?

Me:

Oh SHIT they carry their babies like scorpions and wolf spiders do????

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